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I am not a lawyer or an accountant. Any legal or financial advice I give is my opinion based on my experience. Always seek the advice of a professional before acting on something that I might say.

You should assume everything written on this blog is a lie. You should assume I have motivation for linking to everything on this page and will benefit from it somehow. You should assume I am no better then you are and your opinion has just as much weight as mine. You should question everything. You should come up with your own thoughts and opinions and not trust some stupid blogger.

- The Blackhat

oh, if you try to contact me:
seo.blackhats (here comes the @ sign) googlemail.com
May 5th 2008
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shrink integers with php

function chr_enc( $id ) {        $c = 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ';        $id = (string)$id;        for( $i = 0; $i < strlen( $id ); $i++ ) {                $x .= $id{$i};                if( $x > 9 && $x <= ( strlen( $c ) + 9 ) ) {                        $n .= $c{$x-10};                        $x = '';                }                elseif( $x > strlen( $c ) + 10 || $x == '0' || $i == ( strlen( $id ) - 1 ) ) {                        $n .= $x;                        $x = '';                }        }        return $n;}function chr_dec( $id ) {        $c = 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ';        for( $i = 0; $i < strlen( $id ); $i++ ) {                $n .= ( !is_numeric( $id{$i} ) ) ? ( strpos( $c, $id{$i} ) + 10 ) : $id{$i};        }        return $n;} example: 212408898 => lo08898 30028247 => u0so7 11222207 => bmm07 94070738 => 94070738 81071369 => 81071A9 197309119 => j73091j 15018738 => f0i738 78584770 => 78WL70 191854002 => jiS002 188192516 => i8192P6 65437343 => 65H73H 124061870 => cEZ870 207003851 => k700CP 218431612 => l84vZ2 5688664 => U88664 162528033 => gps0x 57489904 => VM9904 89269087 => 89q9087 193413083 => jyd083 144121183 => eFli3 218427866 => l84r866 57912246 => V91mK 229392376 => m9392B6 56443324 => UIxo 34996219 => y996219 147906071 => e790Y71 96379484 => 96B9484 109124765 ...
May 5th 2008
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would you pay for a weekend with me?

I’m interested to know something. If you could, would you pay $5,000, not including flight and food, to get in a hotel with me for a weekend. Basically you get on a table with me and tell me what you’re doing (you can be as specific as you want). I’ll give you new ideas and ...
April 7th 2008
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seoFM.com abused for shady and illegal blackhat methods - marcus t.’s true nature

aw, fuck it. don’t have the time to deal with that shit. - so far, threads, which have surfaced in forums regarding this topic, have been deleted by the request of mr. t. himself. he’s even arrogant enough to boast about having the owner of the abakus forum remove some threads over the phone. people who participate ...
March 16th 2008
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great hotels

las vegas: chicago: mieming, austria:
March 9th 2008
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bit char-g is still available

can somebody remember bit char-g? those really tiny rc cars? those little cars are a hell lot of fun and because i found a site that sells those cars for a very low price i ordered a few of them including the stuff to build a track. - gundamstoreandmore.com have fun :D
March 5th 2008
Tags: News, Offtopic

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how much can you earn as a blackhat?

people asking me this questions around 50 times a day... i'am a very visual person so let me answer this questions once and for all with pictures: if you don't trust me, visit me somewhere around 220 west 16th street, new york (chelsea). you know if you found me and if i'am at home if that ...

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