shoemoney fakes statistics from auctionads

before i start i want that you know that my english is today really bad because im awake since over 56 hours now. dont ask why, i'll tell you the next days. ;) -- shitmonkey blog April 27, 2007: For the month of April we are averaging over 60 million hits per day. ...

NaggerAds.com started

naggerads ... naggingads ... annoying ads... something that would match on auctionads ... it started as a joke about auctionads but since a shitmonkey laughed about this idea its getting serious. more coming soon...

Everywhere like such as U.S. Americans

NaggerAds - Increase the Anger in your Membrane

i hate those naggerads. they dont convert, you get zero money, this stupid company getting rich from it and shitmonkey is still promoting that shit. ... and im not the only one who thinks about auctionads in that way. so i decided to make some nice shirts for us, because ...

online poker fraud

a very good friend of mine, my boss at the first dotcom i worked for back in 1999/2000, had a nice job as a big manager at a very famous online poker site. he was something like the CTO of the european office. that was over a year ago. he ...

SEE the TATTOOS! … of a total fucktard.

i can't really say much about this, but one thing is for sure -- the guy has lost his mind. just imagine this guy explaining that shitmonkey tattoo to someone who isn't into the "internet" ... "yeah, look, this is shoemoney; his name is jeremy schoemaker. he's an internet marketer. he ...

facebook source code leaked

heard about it? me too... i also looked into those three files and all i can say: dear facebook founders, please hire someone who can actually "code" in php because what you run on your site is called crapcode. with kisses, the blackhat... oh and: dear facebook code leaker, please pay someone to actually find a leak ...

paypal is the worst company ever. seriously, ever.

finally, im so sick of paypal, i have to write about it. most of you probably dont know it but im german. (yeah, that probably explains my weird english...) but because im living VERY near the border to austria i own an austrian bank account. this has many benefits. for example i'm ...

Making big $$$ with Links

Over the last few month I was testing out some of the big link selling sites. I wanted to know how much they pay you, in this case me, and how easy it is to get your links sold out. First of all, I cut it down. I don’t like those ...

ESS: The Real Desert Scraping

ESS stands for "Eli said so" ;) as you can read in the latest article on bluehatseo.com, eli explained a technique how to dig deep in the net for "fresh" content. let me cut those steps down: 1. buy a domain name and setup wildcard subdomains 2. find a site where you can ...

December 15th 2009
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Facebooks Holiday presents suck

you spend a couple thousand dollars a day on facebook flyers and all you get is a poster, a postcard and a $75 donation coin to a school of your choice...
May 1st 2009
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Win Blackhats 46″ SONY BRAVIA V-Series LCD Flat Panel HDTV - Full HD 1080p!

For those of you who have not been following, Douchebag won a 40″ 1080p LCD HDTV at AD:Tech last week from CX Digital. Since Douchebag already has a TV and doesn’t really know where he’d put another one, he decided that it would be best to give it away to ...
February 24th 2009
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prosper202 v1.2.0 with xcache

alter if() to if() and elseif() in 202-config/connect.php if( @xcache_set( 'test', 'test' ) ) { if( include_once($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/202-config/class-xcache.php') ) { $memcache = new XCache; ...
January 21st 2009
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1140 to all

Death toll in Gaza rises to over 1140 Codepage 1140 - United States - ECECP § 1140. Interference with protected rights ... i wonder what myspace wants to tell us ... ... but i have my bet on retarded myspace employees. $50 bucks in the pot, whos in? ;)
January 2nd 2009
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mmoga. buying stuff online sucks. sometimes.

MMOGA SUCKS - THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME AND STEAL YOUR MONEY my brothers xbox membership expired. since its christmas and im back home for a visit i tried to buy him a new 12 month gold membership and 4200 live points. of course to buy the new street fighter HD. what ...

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