For those of you who have not been following, Douchebag won a 40″ 1080p LCD HDTV at AD:Tech last week from CX Digital. Since Douchebag already has a TV and doesn’t really know where he’d put another one, he decided that it would be best to give it away to one of his sheep. He does this of course only to gain more backlink power and earn money over referrals with CX but hey, you get a crappy 40 inch Samsung for helping.
As my own sheep could imagine, this jackassery does not please me. So i have decided to have my own little contest: You can win a badass 46 SONY BRAVIA and look less gay!
Ok, so how is the contest going to work? Easy, just follow the simple steps below:
- Step 1: Follow @nickycakes on Twitter. This may require that you sign up to twitter (which only takes a minute unless you’re brain dead).
- Step 2: Link to this contest on twitter USING THE LINK BELOW. If you don’t use the link below you will not get the SONY!
- Step 3: Since you already following Douchebag on Twitter and on his blog it's easy to find out which conference he will attend next. Find out which one it is and if he will speak in public at this conference. Try to attend the conference where he will speak in public as well.
- Step 4: After you find out where Douchebag will speak in public, get a Cream Pie:
- Step 5: When Douchebag starts talking about his monies take the Cream Pie and ram it in his face!
- BONUS: (Optional) If tears mix with the delicious cream filling, i'll throw in a blu-ray player! (Do needs Pictures of tears!)
Congratulations! You just qualified to receive a brand new SONY BRAVIA. If i get enough evidence (Pictures/Videos) that Douchebag didnt know whats coming to him and you're not related with Douchebag you're probably the winner of this badass TV.
P.S.: Yes, this is a serious contest! There will be a Sony Bravia for you!